Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. It's a shame that he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. Wait.
Chuck Norris can win the game Connect 4 in only 3 moves.
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris wrong once. ONCE.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinite ... twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
To prove that beating cancer is not so difficult, Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of snuff a day for two years, and developed 7 different types of cancer, just to get rid of them doing push durante30 minutes. Suck that, Lance Armstrong!
Chuck Norris is 1 / 8 Cherokee. Has notyears of death.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate 100 kg. meat in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes the waitress throwing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris. It failed miserably.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72 ... and all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, always answer "It's two seconds." After asking "Two seconds to what?" Pegauna roundhouse kick you in the face. Chuck Norris
send your tax return, sends blank forms and includes a photo of him, on guardis a system failure. "
Chuck Norris once shot down a German plane with his finger, by yelling" Bang! ".
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Contrary to popular belief, not a democracy Nortemérica . It unaChucktadura.
If you Google "Chuck Norris being beaten" gives 0 results, simply can not happen.
Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.
While many people wear Superman pajamas, Superman uses Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood is not used syringes: Ask a bucket and a knife.
There are no disabled people, but people who has fought Chuck Norris.
escubrió a new theory of relativity about multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is much harder than this. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face. Now we know Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.
If you look at a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" 3 times, appear and kill your whole family ... but at least you've got to see Chuck Norris. While shooting
Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris raised a lamb that was born dead, prolonged rubbing his beard against the creature. Shortly after the animal back to life, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him before all the world, breaking his neck, to remind the crowd thatwhat gives Chuck, Chuck takes us.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took sualma. The devil, who appreciates irony, he could not stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. Now playing poker on the second Wednesday decade month.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Before you forget a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real. As midwives
Russian, if you open a Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris inside you'll see another just like him, only a little smaller and more angry.
A recent survey revealed that 93% ofand all time, but died due to its "Achilles heel." There is no "Chuck Norris' Heel."
There are two types of people in the world: Those who are Chuck Norris and Dying.
Chuck Norris can hear silence.
Chuck Norris has been on Mars, so there are no signs of life on this planet. Once a blind
tripped over a foot of Chuck Norris, he said: "Do you know who I am?" I'm Chuck Norris "The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Unfortunately the first thing I saw was also the last thing: Chuck Norris kicked rotating mortal.
Chuck Norris can drink the soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with a knife was too easy. Chuck Norris
